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Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David Gatewood, Post-Technological Metamagician Are you a Gnome? Do you want to be one? Do you know what one is? Do you have magical, technical, or any other talent whatsoever? (1) Do you pine after a non-holographic Omnicron, make design sketches of transmorphic actionable multidimensional exo-robotic systems, create novel subroutines for synthetic intelligences, tinker with Dwarf-proof beard...
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Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David "Blazing Beard" Gatewood, Thane of the Stonescribe clan Just because you're short, crotchety, seldom bathe, like to drink, and have a beard doesn't make you a Dwarf. (1) To see how much you differ from the typical (2) Dwarf, you have but to read Confessions of an Angry Dwarf. If you still think you're a Dwarf after reading this concise guide to Dwarfdom, then you will not be the only one full of surprise. Confessions...
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Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David Gatewood, Stygian Overlord So you want to be a villain? You do know that being a villain isn't all fun-filled romps in dank, lightless tombs, incendiary encounters with intellectually stunted heroes, joyously crushing the hopes and dreams of unsuspecting innocents, accumulating vast hordes of ill-gotten wealth, and advancing your agenda on a world unappreciative of your greatness? (1) You really want...
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With the Heavenly Host's fall, Angel Swords rained from the heavens, littering the world in what was. Only the most honorable and purest of heart are able to take up the Angel Swords and wield them against the throngs of Chaos. These mighty Empyrean Knights are all that stands between Uërth and annihilation. Maeraeth is neither a hero nor a great warrior. Nor does he wish to become an Empyrean Knight.He just wants to be left alone with his studies.And...
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No one should ever come between a man's family and his guns. Not if they want to live. Not even a dragon. Especially when those guns belong to a spellslinger. The dragon who had killed his brother had a death wish. Koren D'uene was a ja'lel, a gun knight, and his was the job of granting wishes. His guns spoke and the world listened. Spellslinger is a Wild West-inspired fantasy novel of roughly 40,000 words.
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Galen is an innkeep, a humble man who cares about his work and his patrons.He also lives on the edge of a haunted forest.One inhabited by a fell wizard far too many of his guests are intent to meet.Despite Galen's warnings and admonitions, most travelers passing through his doors only stay long enough to ask a few questions before entering the dark wood.Far too few come back.These are the tales of some of those adventurers who return.These are the...
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Heaven has fallen.The legions of Chaos have overrun the world.Uërth is in ruins.With the Heavenly Host's fall centuries ago, Angel Swords rained from the heavens, littering the world in what was.Only the most honorable and purest of heart are able to take up the Angel Swords and wield them against the throngs of Chaos. These mighty Empyrean Knights are all that stand between Uërth and annihilation.Saedeus is neither pure of heart nor honorable....
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The city of Alyon is in trouble.Its citizens are turning into monsters.Not the good kind of monsters--terrifying, bloodthirsty, flesh-rending, citizen-killing monsters.When Grak's favorite barkeep tells him that he will get a lifetime supply of free alcohol if he can figure out why the bar's patrons are disappearing, Grak is on the case!Grak - Private Instigator is a supernatural detective fantasy novel of roughly 50,000 words.
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Note: 2nd edition. Professionally edited by David Gatewood, Archmage So you want to be a wizard? You know being a wizard is not all quests filled with high adventure, finding priceless treasure, warm adulation and reward, and uncovering newfound knowledge? You really want to be ensorcelled by fell magics, accosted by boisterous knights, enchanted by hostile magicians, waylaid by villainous rogues, attacked by creatures from the nether realms, cursed...
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The Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere series provides a range of proven (1) advice for professions that don't exist. (2) This complete edition includes all four novellas in the Exceptional Advice for Adventurers Everywhere tetralogy. Included are: Mulogo's Treatise on Wizardry Mulogo's Treatise provides a concise summary in plain (well, mostly plain) language for wizards who wish to have a manual for surviving in a harsh world where people...
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After saving the city of Alyon from an outburst of rampaging mutagenic monsters and the gnomish terrorist organization that started the outbreak, Grak needs a vacation. Something grand. Something like attending the Macroversal Wizarding Championships. When the city's Paratechnological leaders offer Grak the vacation of a lifetime, the chance to see the Wizarding championships in person, he jumps at the opportunity. The only problem is that Grak has...
12) Octopocalypse
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Some say the world will end in fire and ash, others frost and ice, still others dust and dissolution.I say it will end in tentacles.Lots of tentacles.
13) Contagion
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He woke to a dying world.AI's failing.Datastreams withering.The Verse crumbling.Populations shattered.Civilizations lost.And his thoughts were on his lost love.He had every right to be selfish.His self was all he had left.The nanoswarms had taken everything else.