Henry and his friends try to build a "no girls allowed" clubhouse, but neighborhood pest Ramona Quimby ignores it. She even follows Henry on his paper route and almost ruins his job.

His rules. Her pleasure. His way. Italian heiress and international financier Milla Castra knows she can't avoid him forever. Irredeemably confident and controlled Lex Duncan once shared her craving for things deliciously forbidden. He was her lover. Her Master. And the husband she's kept secret from everyone. But Lex will never relinquish what's his---and Milla is definitely his. And he knows she can't resist the exquisite pleasure that awaits...

A humor collection for middle graders composed of thirty-four prose selections--short stories and "chunks" from novels.

Follows the adventures of nine-year-old Ramona at home with big sister Beezus and baby sister Roberta and at school in Mrs. Meacham's class.